THE CONSPIRACY THEORY COLLECTION

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IN 2017 WE CREATED THE CONSPIRACY THEORY COLLECTION. SIX SCENTS CREATED IN HONOR OF SOME OF OUR FAVORITE CONSPIRACIES AND THIS YEAR WE'RE BRINGING IN FOUR MORE. SO GRAB THOSE TINFOIL HATS AND GET READY TO GET WEIRD WITH MOONBEAMS!

Sizing: Comet Cups- 2oz ~ Craters 3.5oz

BOHEMIAN GROVE- TO FIND BOHEMIAN GROVE ON YOUR OWN, LISTEN FOR THE CALLIOPE MUSIC, AND LOOK FOR THE BURNING PYRES THROUGH THE REDWOOD TREES! FORMED IN 1880, BOHEMIAN GROVE IS A PRIVATE GENTLEMEN'S ONLY CLUB, WHERE 2000 OF THE WORLD'S ELITE MEET EVERY YEAR IN SAN FRANCISCO.. 

WE PROMISE TO BRING SOME LIGHT TO THE DARKNESS THAT IS BOHEMIAN GROVE- RIPE JUICY PEACHES, WILD INDIAN ORANGES, STARFRUIT AND TART CRANBERRIES. 

FOR MORE INFORMATION CHECK OUT THE LPOTL EPISODE 82 ON SECRET SOCIETIES

CHEMTRAILS- NEVER TRUST WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE SKIES. RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN SIGHT. LET'S LEARN ABOUT CHEMTRAILS. CHEMTRAILS ARE THE IDEA IN WHICH RESEARCHERS KNOWN AS "CHEMIES" CLAIM THAT THE GOVERNMENT (NATIONAL OR NEW WORLD ORDER) ARE USING BOTH MILITARY AND COMMERCIAL AIRCRAFTS TO SPRINKLE THE AIR AND CITIZENS WITH CHEMICALS FOR VARIOUS, NEFARIOUS PURPOSES. THESE CHEMTRAILS ARE THE HIGHLY VISIBLE CLOUD-LIKE STREAKS YOU SEE IN THE SKY BEHIND AIRPLANES. 

OUR CHEMTRAILS ARE LIGHT AND AIRY! A BLUE SKY WITH A WHITE LINES. AMAZING. RICE MILK MIXED WITH WHITE MUSK, SANDALWOOD AND SEA WATER ON A BED OF GENTLE VIOLET PETALS WITH CREAMY FRENCH VANILLA AND LIGHT CREAMY COCONUT.

DIA=NWO - SINCE 1995 THE DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT HAS BEEN A HUB OF CONTROVERSY AND SPECULATION AS TO ITS TRUE REASON FOR STANDING... TO GET PASSENGERS IN AND OUT OF THE MILE HIGH CITY? SOME BELIEVE IT'S SOMETHING MORE NEFARIOUS. MANY CLAIM THE DIA AS IT HAS COME TO BE KNOWN, WAS BUILT BY EITHER THE ILLUMINATI, THE FREEMASONS, OR THE NEW WORLD ORDER (NWO) HELL BENT ON GLOBAL ELITISM AND USING THEIR POWER TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND OVERTHROW EXISTING FORMS OF GOVERNMENT.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL... UNDERGROUND BUNKERS, TWISTING TUNNELS AND SECRET UNDERGROUND BUILDINGS ALSO LAY BENEATH THE SURFACE OF THE AIRPORT... BUT WHY? WHY WOULD A BUILDING BUILT IN 1995 NEED A LABRYNTH OF PASSAGES STRETCHING FOR MILES IN AN UNDERGROUND LAIR IF NOT TO SUGGEST IT'S HOUSING EXTRATERRESTRIALS OR REPTILIANS SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY? BETWEEN THAT, THE NEVER ENDING CONSTRUCTION THE TERMINALS SEEM TO BE IN, TO THE QUESTIONABLE APOCALYTPTIC ARTWORK, THE DIA IS CLEARLY GUARDING A SECRET WHILE WE MERRILY FLY IN AND OUT GAZING UPON 'BLUCIFER THE DEMON HORSES' BULGING RED EYES...

THE SCENT OF CONSTANT CONSTRUCTION AND STRANGE STORIES SWIRLING AROUND AN ALREADY QUESTIONABLE PLACE. SLATE, WHITE PEPPER, BUDDHA WOOD AND DRYWALL MAKE THIS A PERFECT BLEND TO MELT WHILE DIVING DEEP INTO THE MYSTERIES THAT SURROUND THE DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT ALSO KNOWN AS THE HEADQUARTS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER.

HOLLOW MOON- EVERY EVENING WE HUMANS (AND ALIEN-HUMAN HYBRIDS) CAN LOOK UP AT THE MOON, GAZE UPON ITS POCK-MARKED SURFACE, COMMENT ON ITS CURRENT PHASE, AND GUIDE OUR LIVES AROUND ITS VERY PRESENCE. BUT WHAT IF THE MOON IS NOT THE MOON THAT WE THINK IT IS? WHAT IF IT'S HOLLOW THROUGH AND THROUGH? WHAT LUKS BENEATH THAT GLOWING SURFACE? MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS THAT'S WHAT! 

THE IDEA OF THE MOON BEING HOLLOW WAS FIRST TOLD THROUGH GREEK MYTHOLOGY, BUT IN MORE RECENT TIMES, THE IDEA OF HOLLOW PLANETS WAS PUBLISHED AS EARLY AS 1741, BEFORE FINALLY CEMENTING ITSELF IN OUR DAILY CONVERSATIONS IN THE 1901, H.G. WELLS BOOK, "THE FIRST MEN IN THE MOON". MANY BELIEVE THAT THE MOON COULD BE THE CREATION OF ALIEN INTELLIGENCE THAT THIS HOLLOW VESSEL IS REALLY A SPACECRAFT THAT ALIENS PARKED IN EARTH'S ORBIT UNTIL IT'S READY TO BE MOVED. 

WE DECIDED TO MAKE OUR HOLLOW MOON MELT AS HOLLOW AS THE THEORY ITSELF WITH WARM SANDALWOOD, CITRUS, AND MINT ON A BED OF COCONUT, LUSH GREEN NOTES AND BLACK PEPPER. 

THE ILLUMINATI- SECRET SOCIETIES HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS, AND THE ILLUMINATI ARE NO DIFFERENT. STARTED IN THE 1700'S AS A MALE ONLY SECRET SOCIETY, THE ILLUMINATI, OR "ENLIGHTENED ONES" WAS CREATED UP OF THE WORLD'S ELITE TO COME TOGETHER SHARING IDEAS AND TO BE FREE THINKING. FAMOUS MEMBERS RUMORED TO BE IN THE ILLUMINATI INCLUDE: PARIS HILTON, BOB BARKER, BARACK OBAMA, HITLER, AND BEYONCE. 

THESE WHO'S WHO OF THE WORLD ARE SHROUDED IN MYSTERY AND RITUAL IN ORDER TO CONTROL THE WORLD'S FINANCES, TRADE, FREE THINKING AND CAT VIDEOS FOUND ON YOUTUBE. THE ILLUMINATI HAVE BEEN LINKED BY THEORISTS AS HAVING BEEN BEHIND THE 911 ATTACKS, THE FRENCH REVOLUTION, THE DEATHS OF PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY AND WHITNEY HOUSTON, AND EVEN THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE. ITS TRUE THAT THESE POWERFUL FIGURES MAKE UP THE NEW WORLD ORDER. 

ELITIST LIKE THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE, SO OUR ILLUMINATI MELT HAS ALL OF THESE THINGS AS WELL! RED WINE, RIPE BLACKBERRIES, SANDALWOOD AND THYME ON A DRY WOODY BASE.

THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS- ACCORDING TO LEGEND, THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS IS TRULY THE GREATEST MYSTERY OF OUR WORLD (AND THE OLDEST WITH IT FIRST COMING TO LIGHT IN THE WRITINGS OF THE GREEK PHILOSOPHER PLUTO MORE THAN 2,300 YERS AGO (AND AS HE CLAIMED WAS AT THE HEIGHT OF ITS POWER MORE THAN 9,000 YEARS BEFORE HIM!)) BUT WHERE WAS THIS UTOPIAN CITY? WHERE WOULD SUCH A CIVILATION EXIST? IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN (AS WE KNOW IT NOW) IS PRIMARILY THE MOST WELL KNOWN MYTH, AND YET NO ONE HAS EVER FOUND ITS LOCATION, AND ITS QUITE POSSIBLE THAT NO ONE EVER WILL. DESPITE NOT KNOWING WHERE THIS MASSIVE CITY COULD HAVE EXISTED LEADS TO FURTHER SPECULATION AND LORE OF THE LOST CITY THAT CONTINUES TO CAPTURE THE IMAGINATION. 

DIVE DEEP INTO AN UNKNOWN WORLD FORGOTTEN AND RAVAGED BY THE SEA, RAISED ONCE MORE BY YOURS TRULY. WILD SEAS AND SPARKLING NECTARINE BLEND SEAMLESSLY WITH PALM FRONDS, PRECIOUS BEACH WOODS AND MESMERIZING SALT-SOAKED MARINE FLOWERS.

THE MOTHMAN COMETH- NOT JUST A HIT RICHARD GERE MOVIE, THE MOTHMAN IS A LEGEND STEEPED IN MYSTERY AND WONDER FOR ALL OF WEST VIRGINIA AND THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO STEP ON THE HALLOWED POINT PLEASANT STREETS TO SEE WHERE THE SILVER BRIDGE ONCE STOOD BEFORE THE FATEFUL EVENING OF DECEMBER 15, 1967 WHERE EYEWITNESSES REPORTED SEEING A LARGE BLACK HUMANOID FIGURE WITH GLOWING RED EYES ON TOP OF THE BRIDGE BEFORE A CABLE SNAPPED CAUSING THE ENTIRE BRIDGE TO FALL INTO THE OHIO RIVER LEAVING 46 DEAD.

THERE ARE ALSO THE ACCOUNTS OF ROGER AND LINDA SCARBERRY, AND STEVE AND MARY MALLETE WHO WERE IN THE WEST VIRGINIA HILLS AT THE LOCAL TNT MUNITIONS PLANT WHO SAW A "LARGE FLYING MAN WITH TEN-FOOT WINGS" IN THEIR HEADLIGHTS BEFORE BEING FOLLOWED BY THE HUGE CREATURE. MANY FOLKLORISTS AND CREDIBLE WITNSSES HAVE ALL BUT CONFIRMED THERE'S A LARGE BEING IN THE HILLS OF WEST VIRGINIA, BUT IS THE MOTHMAN TRULY TO BE FEARED? IS THE SIGHT OF SUCH A CREATURE AN OMEN OF DEATH... OR A SIGN OF FORTUNE?

IS HE FRIEND OR FOE? ONE LOOK INTO THOSE BRIGHT RED EYES AND YOU'LL KNOW. LET THE MOTHMAN HIMSELF SHINE HIS BENEVOLENCE UPON YOU WITH THE SCENT OF A WEST VIRGINIA CEDAR FOREST, CRISP FALL LEAVES AND TNT MUNITION GATHERINGS. WE SOMEHOW BROUGHT TOGETHER RIVER WATERS, MOTOR OIL AND PEPPERY MUSK TO BRING YOU A SCENT AS COMPLEX AND ELUSIVE AS THE HISTORY OF THE MOTHMAN!

PROJECT MK-ULTRA - STARTED IN 1953 AS A PROGRAM INSTALLED BY THE CIA, PROJECT MK-ULTRA WAS CREATED TO DEVELOP TECHNIQUES TO HELP INTERROGATION AND ALSO CREATE NEW WAYS TO CONTROL THE MIND. THE NEFARIOUS TESTS ON ADULTS AND VOLUNTEERS WERE CARRIED OUT BY THE USE OF DRUGS LIKE LSD, WATCHING HOW THE VARIOUS TEST SUBJECTS REACTED AND RESPONDED. 

WE TOOK SWEET AND FLUFFY VANILLA CAKE AND TOPPED IT WITH JUICY PEACHES AND CANDIED GINGER FOR ULTIMATE MIND CONTROL AND DOMINATION!

REPTILIANS - REPTILIANS OTHERWISE KNOWN AS ALIEN-HUMAN HYBRIDS ARE AN AGENDA CREATED BY ALIENS TO MERGE THE HUMAN RACE WITH THAT OF AN ALIEN RACE IN A WAY THAT ALIENS CAN EASILY INFILTRATE HUMAN POPULATIONS WITHOUT HUMANS KNOWING ABOUT IT. 

TO SPOT A REPTILIAN THERE ARE MANY FACTORS: THE "PERSON" WILL LOOK WEIRD, AS THE REPTILIANS ARE USING THE MEDIA TO BEND THE CONSTRUCTS OF BEAUTY MORE TOWARDS THE SIDE OF THE ALIENS. MAKE SURE TO LOOK FOR A LOW FOREHEAD, SMALL CHIN, TRIANGULAR FACE, LARGE EYES AND SLIM ANDROGYNOUS BODY. FAMOUS REPTILIANS INCLUDE: KURT COBAIN, HILLARY CLINTON, SCOOBY DOO, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, HILLARY DUFF, PRINCE CHARLES AND THE LIST GOES ON. THE REPTILIANS MELT WE CREATED WILL AWAKEN SOMETHING ALIVE INSIDE OF YOU.

REFRESHING LEMON AND LIME SLICES MIXED WITH SPARKLING SODA, AND CRUSHED MINT LEAVES THAT WILL LEAVE YOUR NOSE TINGLING FOR MORE!

WELCOME TO ROSWELL- EAST OF ALAMOGORDO AND THE STEALTHY HOLLOMAN AFB, NORTH OF THE BAT FILLED CARLSBAD CAVERNS AND LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM THE NEAREST ALIEAN PLANET - WELCOME TO ROSWELL, HOME OF THE INFAMOUS 1947 GOVERNMENT/MILITARY COVER UP AND MY FAVORITE TOURIST ATTRACTION - THE INTERNATIONAL UFO MUSEUM AND RESEARCH CENTER (AND GIFT SHOP)!

WE CREATED THIS SCENT IN HONOR OF THE SMALL TOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE THAT DRAWS THOUSANDS OF VISITORS EVERY YEAR LOOKING FOR THE TRUTH TO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ON THAT FABLED RANCH JUST OUTSIDE OF TOWN. EARTHY WHITE WOODS COMBINE WITH SHEER MUSK, PRAIRIE FLORALS, HINTS OF BERRIES, MANDARIN AND A TWIST OF THE UNKNOWN - WELCOME TO ROSWELL!

 

Each collection contains all 10 scents in our 2oz Comet Cup sizing