The Real Housewives Collection

 

Like She by Sheree we were anticipating a spring release and like the now iconic line “Mmm probably more September or uhh that is spring/summer” it's finally time! Since 2010 I have been a faithful Real Housewives fan. Spanning the country and now the globe these women have kept me laughing, made me scream in anger and yes… I have even travelled to see some of them perform. And now we present to you five scents as unique as our gals and named after some of my absolute favorite iconic lines comes the Moonbeams Housewives Collection!

Originally made for Ben and Ronnie our boys over at Watch What Crappens we’ve revamped and really upped our game with these insane scents inspired by our favorite iconic housewives quotes and yeah just like the fish room... we made it nice!

Gone with the Wind Fabulous- ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ – Smells like: Twirling Florals, Steeped Green Tea, Sweet Honey

Her Husband Gets His Dick Sucked at the Round-Up- 'The Real Housewives of Dallas' - Smells like: Cedar Plank Floors, Cowboys, Warm Dallas Nights

Marge’s Iced Coffee- 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey' - Smells like: Joe, Another Coffee Joe, Large Iced Coffee, Snickers Creamer

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home. My son went because I can’t go, and then on his way home, it was snowing and he rolled his car. I’m under a lot of stress. – Smells like: Snow in Pasadena, Zero Fucks, A Pretty Mess of Peace

Were People Doing Coke In Your Bathroom?- 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' - Smells like: Apple Blossoms, Water Lily, Dorit's Bathroom